Best link of the day -- The Sloganizer. Plug in your name, or the name of your company, or the name of your dog, and get a handy ready-made slogan perfect for propaganda purposes.
Mine was: "Make yourself at home with Brad Kenney!"
Which sounds great. Problem is, noone's quite been able to accomplish that one yet (as evidenced by the fact that I'm still single). But, "With my brand-new slogan, I've found a brand-new hope!"