Dark humor abounds these days of bank stock not being worth the paper it's printed on. There's not much I can really add to this sight gag's punchline...
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...except to say that thankfully, supplies are limited.
And isn't it ironic that in the satirical world at least, the emphasis is on the manufactured goods?
(h/t Paul Kedrosky)